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croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

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zzingaro:

snapchat makes being cute a lot easier, cause im always cute in 7 second intervals

(via pizza)

shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

(via the-krusty-crew)

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

(via nobodycanhearyou)

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

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holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Hysterical!

thefunniestpost:

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Hysterical!

(Source: common0courtesy, via arichii)

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avalar:

my talents include surviving on 2 hours sleep and an extensive spongebob knowledge base

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dootzy:

this video will make your day better

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heyfunniest:

heardthattheywalkamongthestars:

nojusticexnopeace:

the rebranding of abercrombie and fitch.  if you support this company, you’re a useless piece of shit.  i’ll be hitting up some of the local goodwill stores this week.

Signal boosts this so hard. Props to what this guy is doing!

THIS IS SO GOOD. EVERYONE WATCH IT AND SPREAD IT.

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mostlyfiction:

Love isn’t about
   fucking each other
at any opportunity.

It also isn’t about
  how many months
or years
  that you’ve been together.

To me,
  love is about 
being able to see light
  inside of the person
who knows nothing
   but darkness.

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